Being older is weird - so let’s play a game about it!
Would you rather:
Write a cover letter
Make an 8 hour drive
Call your bank
Go to the gynecologist/urologist
Put together an ikea cabinet
Deep clean the house for company
Provide technical support over the phone to elderly parents
Serve on a jury
Discuss final arrangements with an elder
Attend a shot gun wedding of an acquaintance
See Resultsall of you who didn’t vote shotgun wedding are lying to yourselves, there would be free food, booze, all your friends would be there, and the tea would be PIPING HOT
Key word is “acquaintance”! who is that even?
Thats the word for people who add me on Facebook so they can see what I’m up to. (I’ll never tell)
I’ll be over here with my hemnes, an electric screwdriver, and a drink!
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