portentous-offerings:

brendering:

cottagecore-raccoon:

Being older is weird - so let’s play a game about it!

Would you rather:

Write a cover letter

Make an 8 hour drive

Call your bank

Go to the gynecologist/urologist

Put together an ikea cabinet

Deep clean the house for company

Provide technical support over the phone to elderly parents

Serve on a jury

Discuss final arrangements with an elder

Attend a shot gun wedding of an acquaintance

See Results

all of you who didn’t vote shotgun wedding are lying to yourselves, there would be free food, booze, all your friends would be there, and the tea would be PIPING HOT

Key word is “acquaintance”! who is that even?

Thats the word for people who add me on Facebook so they can see what I’m up to. (I’ll never tell)

I’ll be over here with my hemnes, an electric screwdriver, and a drink!